Cat Haiku
The food in my bowl
 Is old, and more to the point
 Contains no tuna.

 So you want to play.
 Will I claw at dancing string?
 Your ankle's closer.

 There's no dignity
 In being sick - which is why
 I don't tell you where.

Seeking solitude
 I am locked in the closet.
 For once I need you.

 Tiny can, dumped in
 Plastic bowl. Presentation,
 One star; service: none.

 Am I in your way?
 You seem to have it backwards:
 This pillow's taken.

 Your mouth is moving;
 Up and down, emitting noise.
 I've lost interest.

 The dog wags his tail,
 Seeking approval. See mine?
 Different message.

 My brain: walnut-sized.
 Yours: largest among primates.
 Yet, who leaves for work?

 Most problems can be
 Ignored. The more difficult
 Ones can be slept through.

 My affection is conditional.
 Don't stand up,
 It's your lap I love.

 Cats can't steal the breath
 Of children. But if my tail's
 Pulled again, I'll learn.

 I don't mind being
 Teased, any more than you mind
 A skin graft or two.

 So you call this thing
 Your "cat carrier." I call
 These my "blades of death."

 Toy mice, dancing yarn
 Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.

 

 

Sparkling Clean Sassee                                           Sweet Sassee

 

Zoey before                                                          Zoey's First Schnauzer Clip

 

Cindy before                                                             Cindy after

Lacey before                                                          Lacey after

 

Tiffany Before                                                               Tiffany After

Chamoise before                                                    Chamoise After

Twinkle, Twinkle little star                                        Oh, there you are!!

Dog (pronounced De-o-ji) a Beautiful Bichon Frise

Oh so Handsome Gringo Larson

Bear Shelman - You make a "Bear-y" Good Santa!!!

            

Wow, Wabbits! Wally & Willa

Beadie Before                                                          Beadie After- Sporting a lion trim

The beautiful Miss Lizzie Blue

Kayla Before and After-  Living on a farm, can get a girl messy